If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

29. Uruguay - Triple H

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A long, long, long time ago, Uruguay were the bees knees. In the modern day, they've occasionally shown flashes of brilliance, but more often than not bore everybody to tears with suffocating stodginess. Which game are we talking about here, football or Triple H?

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.