If WWE Superstars Were World Cup 2018 Teams...

28. Portugal - Brock Lesnar

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Everything about Brock Lesnar, even down to the puce colour of his oft-flushed face, is a dead ringer for Portugal. Overly reliant on one tactic? Check. Thuggish? Check. Doesn't always turn up for big occasions? Check. Has attained much undeserved glory in recent times in spite of all that? Check and double check.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.