It's Official: Wrestling Needs An Unthinkable Revolution

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Perhaps revolution in wrestling would warp the form so beyond recognition that it would no longer be effective.

All wrestling has to be unrealistic to function, to an extent. The finishing move has to be registered with a crowd that is conditioned to anticipate and want it, as an example. When the action is at its most urgent, when the stakes are highest, showmanship is required. Wrestling is inherently counterintuitive in that way. Shawn Michaels didn't stamp on the mat to power up his leg. Crowd psychology isn't a synonym of realism; if anything, it's an antonym.

But, Christ almighty, the deadening blur of interference and stupid decisions and logic gaps...wrestling is stupid, and those who prefer wrestling over sports entertainment really seem to be in a mood with it. AEW is cold. Does anybody even watch anything else?

If nothing else, evolution is required, a far more disciplined approach. Maybe silly wrestling is timeless - it's lasted this long! - and, as with most things, is best when it doesn't indulge itself to the point of parody. Imagine how much more effective MJF would be as AEW's top heel, if he was the one unscrupulous, wickedly evil ar*ehole who ruined the sanctity of the sport? Now that everybody does it every single week, as cleans wins die a death across the shows, AEW is colder.

These things, perhaps, are not unrelated.

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Michael Sidgwick is an editor, writer and podcaster for WhatCulture Wrestling. With over seven years of experience in wrestling analysis, Michael was published in the influential institution that was Power Slam magazine, and specialises in providing insights into All Elite Wrestling - so much so that he wrote a book about the subject. You can order Becoming All Elite: The Rise Of AEW on Amazon. Possessing a deep knowledge also of WWE, WCW, ECW and New Japan Pro Wrestling, Michael’s work has been publicly praised by former AEW World Champions Kenny Omega and MJF, and current Undisputed WWE Champion Cody Rhodes. When he isn’t putting your finger on why things are the way they are in the endlessly fascinating world of professional wrestling, Michael wraps his own around a hand grinder to explore the world of specialty coffee. Follow Michael on X (formerly known as Twitter) @MSidgwick for more!