30. El Mariachi Loco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z36PG7eUPw Pros: - Plays a pretty mean trumpet - Has perhaps Lucha Underground's most comically mundane secret origin - Gets so excited by minor successes that he shimmies uncontrollably Cons: - Missed the middle 3/4 of the season - Never picked up a win as El Mariachi - Was not managed by Antonio Banderas, despite the Robert Rodriguez connection El Mariachi Loco is clearly at the top of Lucha Underground's jobber heap. He's got a distinct personality and comically mundane backstory; on a show that has characters who are literally immortal creatures, they made sure to establish this guy as a waiter from a local Mexican restaurant, moonlighting as a luchador, who is also crazy. Though he's got no wins under his belt as El Mariachi Loco, he's also Siniestro De La Muerte, one of the three Disciples of Death. Though I think we'd all prefer to see our man achieve glorious victory and play that victory fanfare we've all been waiting for, you can't fault a guy for picking up championships. Final Rating: *1/2