Mr. Fuji: His 8 Most Legendary Ribs

5. Sunny's Sham-Poo

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If Mr. Fuji had a reputation for being wrestling's prime ribber, Sunny likewise had the dubious dishonour of being its foremost ribbee. Pair them together, and things were going to end very badly indeed for the former valet.

Nearly all the stories of pranks involving Sunny seem to be the product of the same basic formula: Sunny + excrement = 'humour'. Seemingly something of a traditionalist, Fuji's practical joke on the 'original Diva' was no different, albeit ten times as disgusting.

As she tells it in her questionably titled book, A Star Shattered: The Rise & Fall & Rise of Wrestling Diva Sunny, she was asked by Fuji to take over his nightly ritual of braiding current charge Yokozuna's hair into its distinctive chonmage style, as he was otherwise engaged shooting a promo.

You can imagine the rest. Fairly soon into massaging the Sumo's locks, Sunny began to notice her company tittering away, just before she noticed the foul stench on her hands. Where it was coming from she could not deduce, but its pungency was inescapable.

Then past walks Fuji, cackling menacingly. Mystery solved.

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