WWE NXT TakeOver London: 18 Things You Might Have Missed

17. Confused Security Guy

The undisputed hero of the night wasn't Finn Balor; it wasn't Bayley; it wasn't even Enzo Amore. It was confused security guy. Confused security guy (referred to hereafter as CSG) spent much of the first half of the show standing rigid, understandably baffled by what was going on before him. Sometimes, as a professional wrestling fan, it can be quite easy to forget how bizarre the entire thing seems to outsiders. Yes, the majority of us may not have been able to take our eyes off a supremely technical match between Asuka and Emma, but CSG chose this precise moment to check his phone. You keep on rockin', CSG. You do what you do.