Pandemonium: 10 Actors Who Must Be Cast In Vince McMahon's Biopic

7. Jack Black As Mick Foley

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Obviously if we're going to see something of the rise of Mr Mahon as a heel gimmick, you have to have his relationship with - and subsequent betrayal of - Mankind. Foley was as important a figure in 1999 as McMahon, and it would be foolish to ignore his presence, particularly as it would provide the writers with an opportunity to sort of reference the Montreal Screwjob without having to directly (in McMahon's screwjob on Mankind, of course).

It probably wouldn't be a major role, but the crucial 1999 period and the focus on Mr McMahon as a character needs a filmic Mankind, and the only person qualified for Foley's particular brand of personality is Jack Black.

It's fairly safe to assume we'll see something of The Rock in the same period, but since Dwayne Johnson barely ages, just stick a wig on him and let him play himself.

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