Ranking Every Wrestling Wedding EVER!

20. Jeff Jarrett And Karen Angle

“Have you never watched a pro wrestling wedding before? They have them all the time. They never go well," Tazz showing off his psychic ability on Impact before the Angle/Jarrett wedding.

When Orlando Jordan comes out wearing a dress as the “flower girl”, and Eric Young is the ring bearer, you know you’re in for some bad, Russoriffic Crash TV.

The entire situation behind this fake wedding was kind of painful to watch. In real life, Kurt Angle and Karen had recently got divorced, and Jeff soon became her new husband. Kurt was on-hand for the televised wedding, and stood right next to them throughout as Double J told his wife that she was now marrying “a real man.” Karen then took her turn running down Kurt, and basically said he was a terrible husband.

The big reveal was that as soon as the two completed their vows, Angle pulled out an axe and destroyed the set. NFL player Bart Scott then randomly came down to fight Kurt. He failed. It was just another moment of nonsense in a wedding that wasn’t funny, wasn’t interesting and was more uncomfortable to watch than anything.

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