Ranking What Was REALLY The Worst Wrestling Match Every Year 1990-2021

4. 2018 - DX Vs. Brothers Of Destruction, WWE Crown Jewel

Triple H Crown Jewel
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The Undertaker got so gassed during this hilariously ambitious 27 minute match that he took a bump after failing to blow his hair away from his face.

27 minutes lol. What a bunch of c*ck-stroking narcissists, thinking they could go that long. They couldn't.

Triple H tore his pectoral muscle apart. Kane's mask fell off in the sapping heat, and he looked like an absolute t*t. 'Taker was so goosed that he couldn't catch a Shawn Michaels moonsault. Perhaps Shawn taught him how not to do it at the Performance Center.

As tedious as it was brimming with schadenfreude glee, this abominable mess ruined the heft of Shawn's epic career-ending match as, in parallel, Bret Hart's hidden gem miracle opposite Tom Magee resurfaced. When you look out of the window, it feels like the word is irrevocably broken.

But karma is still out there somewhere in the vibrations.

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