Ranking What Was REALLY The Worst Wrestling Match Every Year 1990-2021

28. 1994 - Clowns 'R Us Vs. The Royal Family, WWF Survivor Series

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"This is the funniest f*cking sh*t I've ever saw." - Vince McMahon, November 23, 1994

With business rapidly swirling around the toilet bowl - which Vince presumably also found funny, given its proximity to faeces - he presented a comedy match at Survivor Series involving Jerry Lawler, Doink and assorted little people. It was as funny as a humanitarian crisis.

Lawler's partners trod on his stomach after Doink's did - they didn't know what was going on, haha! - and they failed him again a while later. Not the last time little Jerry broke the rules.

One of the clowns bit one of the Jerrys on the arse and he wiped it against the turnbuckle for relief. What are you doing with your life reading this?

This match was depressingly sh*t, man.

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