Ranking Who Was REALLY The Worst Wrestler Every Year 1990-2021

28. 1994 - Bastion Booger

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Bastion Booger could barely move, which was a problem. Wrestling requires movement, for starters, and fans by the early-to-mid '90s had come to expect a big man who could actually get about a bit.

He managed to lift his foot an inch before dropping the leg, which was the limit of his athletic endeavour. He was also capable of dropping to his knees, albeit very gently, to land his Batcave finish. This was as rubbish as it was inaccurate. He didn't hit his opponents with his nose. He hit them with his c*ck and balls.

He was called Bastion Booger, not Bastion Smegma.

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