Ranking Who Was REALLY The Worst Wrestler Every Year 1990-2021
29. 1993 - Giant Gonzalez
Physically incapable of doing anything beyond glacial nerve holds and moving around like a giraffe on an ice rink, Giant Gonzalez was atrocious because he didn't even have an aura going for him. He projected zero intimidation. During his heat spots, he raised his arms in the air as if pretending to terrify an infant in a game even the infant knew was bullsh*t.
When he had to sell, Jesus Christ; Gonzalez wore such a bulging, inadvertently hilarious expression of shock and fright that he looked like a twee pop bedroom miserabilist had double-dropped on a gabba night.