Ranking Who Was REALLY The Worst Wrestler Every Year 1990-2021

26. 1996 - Loch Ness

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Not even 'The Loch Ness Monster'.

In WCW, the former Giant Haystacks, a rather too literal version of the "immovable object," was simply 'Loch Ness'. The connotation was obvious, but the monster is the scary part, not the still expanse of the body of water. Then again, surveying his "work," 'Loch Ness' was exponentially more accurate. This wasn't a "LOLWCW" or "WCW, everybody" moment. Comparing this man to a massive thing that barely moved was as fitting a pro wrestling moniker as 'The Excellence of Execution'.

He had one job - stand there, no-sell attacks, and catch a diving babyface - and he couldn't even do that. He almost killed Scotty Riggs on Nitro.

Lanny Poffo put in a harder shift in Atlanta.

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