Rebooking WWE WrestleMania X-Seven's Gimmick Battle Royal For Modern Times
13. Nunzio
The F.B.I. (or Full Blooded Italians for those wondering) was a stable of Italian-American wrestlers that went through many incarnations across various different promotions, but one of the most constant members was "Little Guido" or, as he was known in WWE, Nunzio.
Nunzio and an iteration of The F. B. I. appeared regularly on TV during the mid-2000s and he even held the Cruiserweight Championship. The group were also involved in the two ECW One Night Stand events before fading out of WWE in 2007.
Whilst mostly an original ECW gimmick, The F.B.I. have made enough of an impact across multiple promotions to be remembered fondly. There are plenty of members who could represent the group in this match - Big Vito, Tony Mamaluke, and, of course, One Man Gang - but Nunzio is the best choice.
Not only was Nunzio a heck of a worker back in the day - as evidenced by his matches with the likes of Tajiri and Super Crazy - but he also has the comedic chops to pull off a match as ridiculous as this. Exhibit A: him performing the sign of the cross before taking a Last Ride powerbomb from The Undertaker. Brilliant stuff.