The Most BRUTAL Wrestling Match You've Never Seen Before

Necro Butcher
ROH

Necro roars back, simply, by shoot punching Joe directly in the face multiple times. Joe tries to defend himself like a boxer, but he's never looked more vulnerable. The fans are already on their feet. They don't need their chairs, so Necro throws them at Joe's head. There's just such an intoxicating, alive quality to the scene. What if the fans had remained seated? This is improvised noise jazz played directly in a burst, infected eardrum.

For the second time - telling the core story - Necro makes the mistake of running at Joe and misjudging the fact that Joe is tremendously skilled at grappling. Joe catches him with a scoop slam, but Necro doesn't take it on his back. On exposed concrete. His head and neck collide with exposed concrete. This physics and common sense-defying "spot" delights Punk, who sensibly asks "How do you power slam somebody on their forehead?

In a match brimming with wrong, even the bodies don't land or fall as they should. It, in every way, is utterly f*cked.

Joe props Necro on a chair. He sprints into Necro's face and kicks him square in the noise. A barely coherent Kingston can't even complete the thought without giggling in disbelief: "Oh! He done kicked him in the f*ckin' head!" You can hear a pumped-up dude in the crowd at this point echo his enthusiasm by roaring "F*CK YEAH!"

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