The WORST Wrestling Moment Every Year (1989 - 2025)
25. 2001 | DDP: Stalker
You’d never want to be confused with a gooner. It’s such an undignified way to conduct yourself, creating these absurd scenarios with which to convey the extent of your attraction to a woman. If you’ve spent enough time online, you’ll know what these types are like.
“I’d crawl through broken glass for a mile just to hear you fart through a walkie-talkie”.
We get it. You have an erection. You don’t necessarily need to broadcast this, and in doing so, you come off rather desperate and unlovable at best, creepy and dangerous at worst.
That said, Kimberly Page is so conventionally attractive that you’d watch the same Triple H WrestleMania match twice in a row, just to get one of her armpit hairs stuck in your throat for a week. Kimberly Page turned every WCW fan into Twitter Jim Ross, exuding such a specific hotness that she was cast in ‘The 40 Year-Old Virgin’ as a hot person.
She was married to Diamond Dallas Page at the time, who without being a true household name was one of WCW’s biggest stars in an industry boom period. He was featured heavily in 1997, his breakthrough year, when Nitro defeated Raw every single week. Insofar as wrestling goes, DDP was very much “famous” - and yet, at the same time as he was married to Kimberly Page, he was introduced to the WWF during the Invasion angle as the stalker of the Undertaker’s wife Sara. He eventually revealed his identity, stating that he had terrorised Sara because he wanted ‘Taker to “make him famous”.
This was the worst moment of the most promising and most bungled storyline in wrestling history. There was no competition for this entry.