The WWE WrestleMania 34 Awards!

9. The Josef Stalin Memorial Award For Creative History: Tom Phillips

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During AJ Styles entrance, SmackDown gabber Tom Phillips mused how AJ Styles had failed to break the glass ceiling in WCW, spending the next fifteen years in the wilderness before eventually breaking into the WWE big time. He'd have had to work bloody damn quickly to rocket up the card in the three months he was in Atlanta before the group disintegrated. Jeffrey Archer would blush at such naked mendacity.

Runner-up: Michael Cole

Phillip's assembly line double over on the Raw side crowed about Seth Rollins becoming a Grand Slam champ with his IC title victory. Suppose he is, but only by a heavily revised set of modern criteria.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.