The WWE WrestleMania 34 Awards!

7. Nattiest Threads: Shinsuke Nakamura

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'Understated Michael Jackson' is a bit of a contradiction of terms, so it's a testament to the talent of Shinsuke Nakamura that he was able to pull of this oxymoronic ensemble. It wasn't WrestleMania white, but the red was on brand, and the velour material, in addition to shimmering spectacularly under the Superdome's lights, looked as comfy as a bed made of baby's bottoms. Epaulets are never a bad thing, either.

Runner-up: Jinder Mahal

Sure, he looked like a Chippendale mid-policeman routine, but the Maharaja's shade of blue was especially fetching, perfectly matching his loosely-tied pagri. Points deducted for an orange bobble which didn't properly accessorise.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.