The WWE WrestleMania 34 Awards!

6. Tattiest Threads: Finn Bálor

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The happy Hibernian's message of inclusion during his New Orleans entrance was all very laudable, but we wanted to see him painted as Baron Samedi dammit. The rules of WrestleMania gear dictate that it should be all-white on the night, if a nostalgic outfit is not available. Bálor committed the cardinal sin of wearing black on the Show of Shows. What a boring bastard.

Runner-up: The Ascension

It's nice to see Konnor and Victor vary their colour schemes a bit, but their green paint and pinnies did make them look like The Missing Link's domestic staff.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.