The WWE WrestleMania 34 Awards!

5. Best Score: Elias

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As a delusional John Cena began coming to terms with impending dementia, he was interrupted by a prospect far more entertaining than an automaton Undertaker. Somewhat overlooked within Elias' walk-on part was a cheeky little riff from House of the Rising Sun, perfectly foreshadowing the songster's inevitable ruin in New Orleans about a minute later.

Runner-up: Chloe X Halle

Apparently these two are the "future of music," which by the sounds of things, is pretty similar to the present of music. Their rendition of America the Beautiful was nothing special, but was notable for being the only thing close to a pointless concert on the whole show. This we can accept.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.