The WWE WrestleMania 34 Awards!

3. The Amelia Earhart Award For Unexplained Absence: Big Show

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We confidently predicted that The Big Show wouldn't be snubbed at the Show of Shows for a second year running, his brutal training regime being this time rewarded with a tag-team title dis-Barring alongside Braun Strowman. Nope: turns out yet he again he has been elaborately trolled by WWE, with the company picking the son of a ref over him. If ever he had a good reason to cry...

Runner-up: Legends

Besides The Undertaker cycling through his greatest hits (though thankfully, not motorcycling), New Orleans was free from the musty stench of legends lazily going through the motions. Hogan had been sent to the Silverdome, and The Rock couldn't be fussed. His mum was there, though.

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.