Why The Viking Experience Shows Vince McMahon Has FINALLY Lost It
Perhaps none of this matters. They’re a main roster tag team now, which will result in the same old, same old. A rose by any other name ends up in a 12 minute Fatal 4-Way pay-per-view match. But do we have to laugh? Can we not just be sports entertained? And why not call them the Viking Raiders? That’s lame, but it isn’t an educational museum that relies on your donations to help the community.
Is this a grim premonition of the future? Will Adam Cole become Baby Cole? The Infant Experience? Will the Undisputed Era become The Four Horsemen Experience (For Those Who Didn’t Live Through The 1980s)?
Bobby Fish = Aquaman? The movie might be old enough for Vince to have learned about, by the time he gets the call. The Sky Pirates are going to say “Arrggghhh!” a lot, aren’t they, and call the WWE Women’s Tag Team Titles their hearties.
F*ck knows what name Dominik Dijakovic is going to end up with. Dominik? No, that’s Rey’s kid. He’s the priority. Dom? Dominik ‘The Croatian, Italian and Hungarian Crusher, Innovator and Hunter’ Dijakovic?
Vince McMahon and His Bullsh*t is steadily turning our disgust into amusement. He is inviting us to laugh at WWE. This is how people get over things.
Vince gifted Wrestling Twitter with a morning of excellent banter, you have to give the auld man that—but much more of this, and everything becomes a joke.