Why Vince McMahon Won’t Push Luke Harper
Aleister Black is a sporadic presence on SmackDown, and he received the vignette treatment. Cedric Alexander’s mini-push is all but over.
WWE can’t push most performers, and that is a practical reality as much as a creative critique. There are too many of them to accommodate. And Harper can’t even do a southern accent.
Nothing about Harper’s history indicates that his reintroduction will amount to anything of significance, and everything about the present indicates this, too. No news has emerged about Harper’s contract status, but even if he does re-sign with the company, nothing is guaranteed. The talent locked down for the longest amount of time is who WWE needs to please the least in this new era of options.
Isn’t that true, Mike Kanellis, you beta cuck?
Harper has played a brainwashed monster, a Deliverance hillbilly, and an ‘80s-style powerhouse. But his social media gimmick, in which he mocks his eternal stasis—‘It’s Wednesday. You know what that means.’—is the one that’ll stick, if he sticks around.