Why WWE WrestleMania 37 Has Had The Worst Build EVER
Rollins does not like being swung. Cool. Apollo Crews Vs. Big E is wretched in a way that really isn't your writer's place to bury. But still: think of the power dynamic between Apollo Crews and Vince McMahon, and think also of Vince's despicable history in this particular regard. The match has already happened (and failed) several times. Without even considering the real bullsh*t, this is match-match-match-match-match-to-build-a-match bullsh*t: the absolute nadir of creatively bankrupt content churn.
AJ Styles is on a three-match losing streak that was pointed out by the commentary team ahead of a Tag Team Title match built via games of charades. This is omni-terrible booking, as frivolous as it is illogical, and the eight-foot killer it is meant to get over is a mild-mannered fellow. It is sh*t. Sh*t.
Riddle is the annoying babyface, Sheamus the heel who is understandably pissed off at him, and will exact vengeance in a match we've already seen on TV. This is bad promotion and piss-poor character work. The Bad Bunny Vs. Miz thing is what it is - halfway passable and intelligent corporate synergy - but the bad-on-purpose 'Hey Hey Hop Hop' music video didn't work because it was indistinguishable to everything else that is bad on the show. It wasn't offensively bad, just...as bad. And put the guy through a windshield, Jesus. It can't be that expensive to replace. Isn't this elusive concept of actual heat worth more?
The Women's divisions are in utter disarray.
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