WrestleMania 33 Results Predictions

1. WrestleMania Ends With A Chorus Of Boos

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Roman Reigns' being savagely mauled by the fans is becoming quite the yearly tradition, and WrestleMania is all about the 't' word.

You have to feel sorry for the guy: he really can't win. Even if he puts in another stellar performance, the outcome of the match will herald an absolute thunderstorm of opprobrium in his direction.

Less cynical colleagues of mine ventured the possibility that Reigns' Royal Rumble elimination of 'Taker and the WrestleMania pay-off were all designed to turn the Big Dog full-on Bad Dog. Some people never learn.

No, the obvious road to rendering Reigns popular at last is for him to make his patented Superman comeback against 'Mortician Mark', bury him with a spear, and retire one of the most popular wrestlers of all time in the process. The fans will be so overawed with respect that they'll just break out in raptures of appreciation, whilst 'Taker shakes his hand, metaphorically passing the torch.

Yup, that'll do it. If Undie' is retiring, Reigns has to win. And if Reigns wins, fans riot. Another memorable end to WrestleMania! Let's do this every year.

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