WrestleMania 33 Results Predictions

11. Handy Randy Slays Bray

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It's very important that the WWE title is relegated to the opener as opposed to its traditional spot of closing the show out, just in case SmackDown gains any delusions of being on an equal footing with Raw. The objective quality of the blue brand doesn't matter, nor that of the pair competing for its title relative to the superannuated Goldberg and one-trick pony Brock Lesnar. Still, at least it'll probably go longer than eighteen seconds.

It'd be a shame to see Wyatt lose the strap so soon after winning it, having done basically sod-all as champion since his coronation. But this is Randy Orton and WrestleMania we're talking about, so logic is thrown out of the window in favour of the most godly-tedious outcome. Anyone making accusatory aspersions of cynicism should take note from last year's jamboree; the 'correct' option is rarely the chosen one.

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