WrestleMania 33 Results Predictions

9. A Woman Wins The SmackDown Title (And It's Probably Naomi)

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It's basically impossible to argue with this prediction, save for the nightmare scenario which sees James Ellsworth entered into the contest after the fashion of Santina Marella back in those dark days for WWE women's wrestling. Given the farcical way this match has been treated, however, it's not beyond the realms of possibility. Heck, it's only on the main show due to justifiable fan backlash.

Absolutely zero thought has been put into this one, other than, "we need to have the SmackDown women on the show or else people will complain," and so absolutely zero thought is being afforded the prediction. It could literally be any of the contenders, such is the total lack of direction and build-up given over to this thrown-together multi-man.

Alexa Bliss is a strong shout, but after her injury and subsequent forfeiture, hometown girl Naomi seems to the more logical winner. You know, because WWE loves to give local favourites their moment of glory.

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