WrestleMania 33 Results Predictions

8. Certified Gold For The Certified Gs

WrestleMania 33
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Why are the Raw tag titles being defended at WrestleMania whereas The Usos have been parachuted into a pre-show battle royal? For answers, see the introductory vitriol to entry [11]. WWE's attitude to SmackDown's championships compared to their Raw counterparts speaks volumes.

That said, how many would complain if these six competitors had also been dropped into Andre's testimonial? Like every match involving the Raw tag titles in recent memory, there's about as much excitement for this one as piles surgery. Similarly, it's going to be a pain in the arse to sit through.

There's no good reason for popular faces Enzo and Cass not to take the straps from The Club, well, besides being utterly hopeless in the ring, but that doesn't matter. So long as the team are still over (and it's an act that will wear thin pretty quickly), it's eminently sensible to give them the gongs. Badda bing, badda boom, and all that claptrap.

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