WWE: The 10 Craziest Jim Ross Reactions To Amazing Spectacles

10. A First-Class Dumpster Ride

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TKL9VWrKiQ "It's going to be a human demolition derby between two great friends, who want to be known as the toughest two competitors in the WWF!" Jim Ross sums it up best, on this 1998 episode of Raw where Mick Foley's alter ego Cactus Jack faced Terry Funk's alter ego Chainsaw Charlie in a no-holds barred match. They held the Tag Team belts together at the time. The action started at the top of the ramp, with Cactus Jack rolling out a dumpster full of weapons and junk. Once they'd taken a few years off each other's lives up there, they rolled down the ramp to the ring full of weapons and junk. "Chainsaw's old cranium has gotta be throbbing!" observes JR, as they trade blows with steel trash cans. When we come back from commercial break, the dilapidated men are back at the top of the ramp, using ladders and tables to put on quite a disturbing show. Chainsaw is back body-dropped into the dumpster, and Cactus climbs a ladder up onto the Titan Tron. He drops the big elbow down into the dumpster, from the Tron, unbelievable. The New Age Outlaws emerge to lock up the dumpster, and make like they're clearing a path for it. "Wait a minute," saying JR gravely. "I don't like the looks of this at all." "WAIT A MINUTE! WAIT A MINUTE! GOOD GOD, DON'T YOU DARE!" The New Age Outlaws push the dumpster containing Cactus and Chainsaw off the edge of the stage and down to the arena floor quite far below. "THERE'S PEOPLE IN THERE! WHAT THE HELL IS SO GREAT ABOUT THAT?" cries Jim Ross, in what will become a much-beloved quote that stands out from this insane match.