7. Brodus Clay
If this irritating dancing buffoon was foolish enough to prance around a ring in the Attitude Era, the chances are he wouldn't have lasted too long. In fact, it would be worth having him rock up to a WWE ring with his Run DMC cast offs and awful looking bling in 1999 just to see Kane set him on fire. It does make me stop and take stock of that era when I write stuff like this; in 1999 we had a character who routinely attempted to burn people alive - how wonderfully disturbing and what great TV it made. Ah, yesterday.