6. CM Punk
Only because the combined passive marijuana fumes he would have ingested from The Godfather, X-Pac, Road Dog, Davey Boy Smith and The Hardys would have undoubtedly led to some kind of Straight Edge jihad involving the massacre of most of the mid-card by way of a Kalashnikov-weilding Punk, who would certainly finish off his rampage by strapping a high-explosive device to his heavily tattooed chest and diving kamikaze like onto Vince and Stephanie before detonating himself, screaming "I'm a Paul Heyman Guy" as his colourful flesh exploded onto the walls of Titan Tower.