4. His Father Has More Indy Cred Than He Does
Ever heard of a New England based independent promotion called Millennium Wrestling Federation? It's a modest but profitable outfit, with a dedicated following, run by partial owner and occasional on-air personality Johnny Fabulous, real name John Cena Sr. Yep, it turns out Cenas dad has done more in wrestling than getting repeatedly pulled over the retention barrier and beaten down by Randy Orton (I mean you have to admire his persistence in sitting front row...). As Johnny Fabulous, Cena Sr. has lent his flamboyant managerial talents to performers such as Tommaso Ciampa, Joey Mercury, and even A.J. Styles. Behind the scenes, J.Fabs connections have earned MWF cross-promotion with WWE and appearances by some of wrestlings biggest names. To see a good representation of MWFs brand of mayhem,
check out this somewhat surreal clip, in which a beat-down on Cena Sr. by JBL seamlessly dissolves into a commercial for an energy drink.