WWE: 10 Signs That You Are Addicted To Wrestling

4. You See Everyday Objects As Weapons

Wwetlc1 That probably sounded more serial-killery than I intended. Here's an example: I used to work in the warehouses at Argos and that job required a lot of climbing. There were at least half a dozen ladders handy and every time I climbed one I couldn't help but pretend to be Edge or Jeff Hardy reaching up to obtain a belt or briefcase. Speaking of Money in the Bank I remember carrying my laptop case through the airport last month and pretending it contained a contract for a title shot. Does that sound insane? Or are you smiling to yourself thinking that you do the exact same thing whenever you lift a guitar, or a trashcan, or a steel chair? Oh and for the record, while imagining these objects as weapons is perfectly fun, actually using them as weapons is something I would strongly advise against.
 
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As a wrestling fan I've flown across the Atlantic for the last five years specifically to attend WrestleMania (28 and 30) as well as TNA, ROH, Evolve, Chikara and most recently PWG. I may have a problem! But if you're reading my work then you probably love wrestling too, so lets focus on that!