8. Al Wilson And Dawn Marie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmBq0Ul2DrM Love knows no bounds, especially when it comes to good taste. In 2002, Torrie Wilson was one of the most popular women in WWE. For some reason, her dad started appearing on TV with her. There was no good explanation, he just kept showing up. The man didn't help out in her matches or cut promos, he was just there. But just being there was good enough for him to catch the eye of the much younger and sexier Dawn Marie. Well, Dawn Marie wasn't so much in love with Al, as she was trying to get at Torrie Wilson, because she was jealous of her popularity. Dawn Marie started coming onto Al innocently enough, but before long, she was full-blown making out with him. This understandably excited Al a lot. As things got serious between the two, Torrie even found her father in the shower with Dawn. Inexplicably, Dawn Marie was nude while Al was fully dressed. This wasn't just a fling between the two, as Al proposed marriage to his younger vixen, who gladly accepted. Torrie was understandably upset, and Dawn Marie agreed to call of the marriage...if Torrie would spend the night with her in a hotel. You see, she had feelings for both of the Wilsons. Well, the fling with Torrie was brief (and pretty awesome for young males) but her heart remained with Al. The two decided to get married on SmackDown, but this wasn't just any wedding. They got married in their underwear. The site of a beautiful young woman in lingerie and her white haired, out of shape man in his whitey tighties standing in front of a priest remains one of the strangest visuals in WWE history. But things only got stranger, and sadder, as on the honeymoon the two made love so passionately that Al died of a heart attack. Yes, it was a tragic tale of romance, exactly like Romeo and Juliet, except for that it was really, really stupid.
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