7. Meat & P.M.S.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxOankOl05Q For some men, being the love slave of three beautiful women might seem like a dream come true. But in actuality, it must get tiring, even if you're an elite athlete like Shawn Stasiak was. While Stasiak was the son of a former WWWF Champion, he debuted as Meat. Basically he was given the name because he was nothing more than a piece of meat for the women in P.M.S. (Pretty Mean Sisters). Meat really didn't have a mind of his own, he was just there to do his masters' bidding. Under Terri Runnels, Jacqueline and Ryan Shamrock, Meat would wrestle (and often lose) on their behalf. He was at a great disadvantage, though, because he was worn out going into his matches. Apparently P.M.S. had him perform some extensive services for them off the air. Ladies, a man has to rest now and then! Luckily for Meat, the relationship between him and P.M.S. didn't last too long. Unfortunately for him, he never really found love again (his relationship with Stacy Keilber in WCW was also a bit of a disaster) and he was finally shipped back to where he came from: Planet Stasiak.
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