6. Vince McMahon And Stacy Keibler/Torrie Wilson/Trish Stratus/ Sable
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuP12Rt8gHo Vince McMahon and Linda McMahon have been married for close to 50 years now. That's pretty incredible to think about. While he admittedly has not always been faithful in real life, on-screen he's been one dirty dog. When Vince became an on-air character, he began having intimate relationships with nearly every top Diva in the company. It was rarely entertaining, and often creepy. Perhaps his longest lasting and most terribly conceived one was with Trish Stratus. Trish became her bosses' mistress when Vince wanted a divorce, which subsequently gave Linda a nervous breakdown. The pairing saw the two often get cozy and make out, much to the delight of Vince and no one else. Near the end of the relationship, we saw Vince bully Trish into stripping down to her underwear in front of thousands of cheering fans. How romantic! Later on, Vince also locked lips with Stacy Keibler, Torrie Wilson and Sable. When you're the head of creative, and signing the paychecks, why not? The Sable relationship was bizarre to watch, as she had recently returned to the company after trying to sue them for over $100 million. Once she came back, she was right by Vince's side. That's probably not what she had in mind. Hopefully it was good for his ego, as it really wasn't good for much else. Later on, Vince even had a stable of women (Torrie Wilson, Victoria and Candice Michelle) named after him in Vince's Devils. Thankfully, the boss seems to be monogamous on TV these days. It's a good thing, as it would be even more uncomfortable now watching a near 70-year old man putting the moves on AJ Lee or The Bella Twins.
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