4. The Undertaker And Sara
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSsT2uvWeqM Sometimes you find the right woman, and fall so deeply in love that you get her name tattooed across your neck...only to have it removed a couple of years later. So goes the story of Undertaker and Sara Undertaker. The Undertakers were one happy family until she was being stalked by an evil stalker. This person was recording Sara at her home, and would go through her things while she was gone. He was obsessed. Naturally, Undertaker wasn't too happy about this, and called this mysterious person out. It was finally revealed to be none other than three time world champion Diamond Dallas Page. Now, the best thing for Sara's safety would probably have been to leave her at home or with some friends or the police. But Undertaker brought Sara with him to arenas all across the country where her stalker also happened to be. Of course, this lead to Sara getting a Diamond Cutter from DDP. Good one Taker! Now, it was one thing for fans to see Undertaker transition from a dead man to a biker, but it was a whole other thing to see him as a regular married guy. A few more months of that and he would have been coming to the ring in polo shirts and khakis. Sara added absolutely nothing to his act, and just brought down what should have been a dream feud of him against Page. To top things off, she actually scored a pinfall victory over the former WCW main-eventer. Ouch. Unfortunately for The Undertaker family, the two went their separate ways in 2007. Don't feel bad for The Dead Man, though, he found love again later with Michelle McCool. Luckily, those two have kept their relationship off air.
Andrew Soucek
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