5. Luna Vachon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqLQ6qRV2fY Hands down, Luna Vachon was the biggest badass ever to valet for any wrestler. Calling her a valet doesn't even feel right, but she performed the job, so she shoved her way onto this list. She was precisely the kind of anti-valet Bam Bam Bigelow needed and deserved. Before she was Bam Bam's main squeeze, Vachon actually debuted alongside Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania IX. One year later, Luna got to wrestle on WWE's grandest stage when she and Bigelow took out Doink and Dink in mixed tag team action. Luna and Bam Bam looked like the perfect team until she effectively traded her rights to represent him over to Ted Dibiase and his Million Dollar Corporation. That deal did not turn out so well for her, as she wound up being absent from WWE for a number of years. Upon her return, Vachon led Goldust to a career revival before feuding with Sable and becoming a member of the Human Oddities. She unsuccessfully chased the Women's Championship for roughly a year, picking up a victory over Gillberg along the way. Luna's last stop in WWE was returning to the role of manager for Gangrel, her real life husband. Their real life chemistry never quite matched what Vachon had as Bam Bam's Lunatic, but by then, her place in history was already assured.