1. David Flair - Spin, Spin, Spin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGc1c2dciwk The theme that launched a thousand YouTube parodies, was surely given to the son of the legendary Ric Flair as some sort of cruel rib. Living, breathing proof that wrestling ability isn't passed down from father to son, David Flair only had a brief tenure in the WWE but was already well-established by that point as a truly talentless wrestler - so why not give him a terrible theme? The comically-repetitive guitar track was the perfect companion to the four-second video loop that served as David's Titan Tron video. Listening to the theme, you'd think it was surely stock music, but that would imply that this was chosen from some sort of library as a suitable wrestling theme - quite unbelievable having heard it.