WWE: 15 Wrestling Marvels Who Could Probably Get A Good Match Out Of A Mop
3. Eddie Guerrero
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jibrD6TRAZk Possibly Eddie's biggest strength as a professional wrestler was his ability to entertain you without wrestling. Or to put it another way, if he ever did have a match against a mop, you could bet that at some point he would hurl himself backwards and try to get the mop disqualified because it gave him a splinter. Eddie began his career wrestling for AAA in Mexico, teaming with Art Barr as the biggest heels in the promotion. He would later travel to Japan before making it in ECW, where American audiences were so enthralled by his skill that they chanted "PLEASE DONT GO!" when he left for WCW. He would have championship success and great matches against Rey Mysterio, Ultimo Dragon and Booker T there, but was unhappy at being unable to break through the glass ceiling, and jumped ship to WWE in 2000 as part of The Radicalz. Despite initially debuting as a sleazy heel, fans gradually grew to love him for his mantra of lying, cheating and stealing, and he finally won the WWE Title in 2004. He is still sorely missed.
Stephen Maher has been a rock star, a bouncer, a banker and a busker on various streets in various countries. He's hung out with Robert Plant, he was at Nelson Mandela's birthday and he's swapped stories with prostitutes and crack addicts. He once performed at a Gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras by accident. These days, he passes the time by writing about music, wrestling, games and other forms of nerdery. And he rarely drinks the blood of the innocent.