1. Hulk Hogan
There is no wrestler in he history of the sport that has ever committed such a heinous crime against hair fashion than perhaps the most recognisable name of all time - The Immortal Hollywood Hulk Hogan. Has his hair ever been anything less than awful? We can't think of a single time. OK, so in the '80's it was less ridiculous than it is now but for the majority of his run at the top of the WWF and his entire run in WCW as the leader of the NWO, Hulk Hogan had a bald head with long platinum hair draping down over his shoulders. The style was inexplicably bad and we can't think of anyone else who's tried to pull it off - and there's a reason for that! It is a crime in the sport to make any reference to Hulk's baldness on television. He even has that written into his contract. But we think that it isn't the baldness that worries him it's his stupid choice of haircut that he feels he cannot undo now that it's become as much his trademark as his bronze skin and saggy man boobs. Fortunately for Hulk and us alike the space on top of his head is the perfect size for a bandana, thus creating the illusion that Hogan may not have such a crap haircut after all. If only those bandanas could erase our memories too. That would be aawesome.