WWE: 7 Things That Will Ruin WrestleMania 30 For Me

5. A Jokey Finish To The Andre Memorial

Clay Woggle When you make the effort to concoct a (reasonable and compelling) story behind a match, affixing a legend's name to it, and making a shiny trophy for it, please follow through in an appropriate manner. Don't sully the tribute to Andre the Giant by turning this into a comedy segment. Let Santino have his (singular) moment of humour. Let Mark Henry laugh at another guy's pain after being eliminated. Have Goldust come out dressed as Andre the Giant! With this many personalities in the mix, it would be hard to avoid a few of the usual gags. But if anyone wins because of Hornswoggle, or the winner turns out to be Hornswoggle in disguise, or Jake Roberts is a surprise entrant and wins and then pulls Hornswoggle out of his burlap sack, I will consider the match ruined (unless Hornswoggle is wearing a snake costume in the burlap sack, then MAYBE).
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