WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week

1. Duck You!

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I thought Titus O€™Neil was supposed to be away for 60 days, yet I can€™t turn on wrestling without him trying to take me to a theme park, or finishing things for other people. Last week we got him annoying Natalya by letting her know how her book ends, which makes you wonder why they read the same book in the same room in the first place. Now this week, Titus showed up to ruin Dolph Ziggler€™s life.

Dolph already has a really hard time trying to get people to laugh, and Pancake Patterson is only making things worse for him, and for us. You see, Dolph had a joke he wrote that somehow ended with the zinger €œ I was talking to the duck!€ while at a comedy show. Titus then jumped on stage repeating the joke, and then followed Dolph again to quack in his face.

As for the joke, a quick Google search has given me this setup for that punchline:

Woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm.Bartender says, "Hey, where'd you get the pig?"Woman says, "It's not a pig! It's a duck!"Bartender says, "I was talking to the duck!"

Well that's just mean. You know, starring in something that bad should probably result in another 60 day suspension.

Time to kick out.

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