WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 12)
7. Give Kane A Chance
Does the fire still burn for Kane...in his pants? That's what 3/4ths of the Divas division tried to find out this week. Good thing they don't remember his past relationships with Lita, Tori and Katie Vick. Otherwise they probably wouldn't have bothered flirting with him to land a spot in a battle royal. Now I think we can all agree that Kane is one of the biggest hunks in WWE history, but those women should have been more professional around him! I think he may have to talk to HR about some mild sexual harassment. You know, I dont think WWE is fully comprehending the give Divas a chance movement. Fans want them to be cast as legitimate athletes, given actual storylines, and basically portrayed similar to the women on the NXT roster. So far, though, weve been given more of the same. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXvkkRzKDvI However, to be fair to Vince McMahon, promoting a random and inconsequential Divas battle royal one week ahead of time is the most hype he's given a women's match in years.
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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