WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 24)
7. Vacation Vignettes
So come to Puerto Rico, the shining star of the Caribbean.
What the hell kind of catchphrase is that?
I love vignettes in professional wrestling. From Sean OHaire, to The Wyatt Family, to Razor Ramon, to Waylon Mercy, to Mordecai and dozens more, I just cant get enough! I collect them all. But right now, I just dont give a damn about Primo and Epicos latest travel adventure.
Its like the two walked into Vinces office, and asked him what they should do with their careers now. He responded by giving them a cameraman, told them to go to Puerto Rico, and then come up with something when they're there. So they swim, they smell flowers, and tell us how nice it is. So Im supposed to...hate them? Be jealous of them? They havent insulted me personally, or any other countries or anything, they just show us nice scenery.
Is there a reason that these two need to be together still? Primo and Epico didnt work out that great with Rosa, Los Matadores was god-awful, and now two guys smelling flowers for heat is supposed to work? I mean, when Demolition ran its course one became a Hawaiian karate master, and the other became a repo man. They didnt get repacked as fry cooks or a team of piano movers.