WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 24)

7. Vacation Vignettes

€œSo come to Puerto Rico, the shining star of the Caribbean.€

What the hell kind of catchphrase is that?

I love vignettes in professional wrestling. From Sean O€™Haire, to The Wyatt Family, to Razor Ramon, to Waylon Mercy, to Mordecai and dozens more, I just can€™t get enough! I collect them all. But right now, I just don€™t give a damn about Primo and Epico€™s latest travel adventure.

It€™s like the two walked into Vince€™s office, and asked him what they should do with their careers now. He responded by giving them a cameraman, told them to go to Puerto Rico, and then come up with something when they're there. So they swim, they smell flowers, and tell us how nice it is. So I€™m supposed to...hate them? Be jealous of them? They haven€™t insulted me personally, or any other countries or anything, they just show us nice scenery.

Is there a reason that these two need to be together still? Primo and Epico didn€™t work out that great with Rosa, Los Matadores was god-awful, and now two guys smelling flowers for heat is supposed to work? I mean, when Demolition ran its course one became a Hawaiian karate master, and the other became a repo man. They didn€™t get repacked as fry cooks or a team of piano movers.

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