WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 24)

6. GolDango Splinters

R-Truth Goldust Fandango
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The Golden Truth is like a bad case of diarrhea that just won€™t end. Maybe even worse. How many more months is this going to go on? How is it that this storyline has received more attention than anything else in the tag division in years? It€™s because Vince McMahon has a terrible sense of humor, or possibly he just hates us all!

Will Truth and Goldust team up? Yes, yes they will, and it won€™t be good. It will be worse than Booker T and Goldust from over a decade ago. Bookdust...or was it Gold T? Did they ever have a name?

Anyway, on SmackDown, Goldust had to officiate a match between Fandango and Truth, because apparently Goldust is conflicted or something. This was not explained, it just happened. Wacky hijinks ensued as Fandango held Goldust€™s hand to his naked chest which initially creeped him out, then excited him. The brief homoeroticism ended as Fandango turned into Truth€™s finisher, and then Golden Truth danced.

Yeah, actually this was the cinematic equivalent of diarrhea.

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