WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 26)
5. Heels Need Heat!
Giving Heath Slater an RKO over a buffet is one thing (though a bit of a waste of food one may argue, at least wait until the man is finished eating), but once again, WWE went too far in pushing the top of the roster at the expense of everyone else. For starters, The Miz did absolutely not need to eat an RKO on RAW. The man finally won a relevant match, but WWE immediately let us know that yes, hes still a clown. Also on Raw, Bo Dallas was put away like a joke by Roman Reigns, Adam Rose was squashed again, Kane lost to John Cena (despite being involved in the main event of Extreme Rules), The New Day also ate some RKOs, and Seth Rollins was outsmarted and RKOd too. Likewise, Sheamus could have looked like a mega bully, by picking on Zack Ryder some more, but Ziggler put him away with ease. In the one attempt at building heat for a heel, Rusev got one up on Cena, but Cena ruined that with his facial wacky expressions. The man cant even sell a chain across the face convincingly! This problem carried over to SmackDown, and hurt the hype for the pay-per-view. Sheamus lost in his match along with Wade Barrett. Ambrose and Reigns got the best of Rollins and Harper at the beginning of the show, and then beat them at the end of the show too. Dont bother ordering the pay-per-view anyone, the babyfaces have all got their revenge. So how bad are the heels exactly? Heres a larger sample
As Rust Cohle from True Detective said "Life's barely long enough to get good at one thing. So be careful what you're good at."
Sadly, I can't solve a murder like Rust...or change a tire, or even tie a tie. But I do know all the lyrics to Hulk Hogan's "Real American" theme song and can easily name every Natural Born Thriller from the dying days of WCW. I was once ranked 21st in the United States in Tetris...on the Playstation 3 version...for about a week.
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