WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (April 26)

2. This Poem Stinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ISXEFVYnSc Where is Lanny Poffo when you need him? Someone in WWE needs a lesson in literature...and humor:
Tyson Kidd he may have been trained by the Harts But his charisma is like church, when somebody farts He€™s a great athlete and by no means a wussy He can€™t wear the pants in the house, he€™s whooped by that --- (not spoken)
Man, even after that Prime Time Players poem Jerry Lawler couldn€™t fake a laugh, which is the main part of his job. So their gimmick is making fun of everyone in the tag division whether they€™re a face or a heel? Just kind of makes them seem like jerks. And that cricket sound effect they use every week in those skits made sense when it was aimed at New Day, but not at Cesaro and Kidd. When the most noteworthy thing that happened in the tag division during the week is a fart joke, it€™s time to disassemble every team and start over!
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