WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Aug 14)

by Andrew Soucek

1. Scooby Dooby Dumb

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That dumb dog who has been doing the exact same shtick since 1969 showed up on Raw this week. Seems he should be arrested for driving a vehicle.

Interesting fact: this is the same Scooby that accompanied Sin Cara to ringside a couple years ago. Wait...that's not interesting at all. That's kind of depressing that they brought that thing back now that I think about it.

I just can't handle wrestling characters talking to a guy in a suit, and then pretending it's the actual Scooby Doo, which is a cartoon character. I can't do it. I have no idea how to mentally process this. So is this cannon now? Like how Robocop broke Sting out of a cage once, Scooby has now locked Miz in a van?

If only The Big Bossman were still alive to deliver some justice, and feed this dog to someone.

Time to kick out.

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