WWE And TNA: 7 Worst Moments Of The Week (Aug 28)

by Andrew Soucek

1. The Titus-Tanic Of Promos

Titus O'Neil
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Some things about the brand split are nice, like Dolph Ziggler getting featured more, and watching plenty of new call-ups join the roster. Those are good things. Titus O’Neil struggling to remember his script and form coherent sentences in front of a hostile crowd was not one of those good things.

Until Monday night, I thought Kalisto was a lock for worst promo of the year. I really did. I had already made up the plaque and everything. But then Titus came along, and now we have some serious competition.

Kalisto’s masterpiece was an entertaining train wreck, but Titus was awkward and painful to watch. He stumbled over his introductory sentences, and then seemed to have no idea what to do when fans started cheering for Heath Slater. Then a man born in 1949 attempted to save the segment. It did not work.

If any promo manages to top this in awfulness, it may single-handedly kill the brand split.

Time to kick out.

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